Top 10 Things I Want to Say to . . . the 10% of People that Legitimately Think Obama is the Antichrist
2) Just . . . REALLY?!
3) Seriously though.
4) Wow. Okay. There are a list of 27 different characteristics an antichrist (which actually just means a non-believer- the antichrist we all think of was never named that) must have. Of those 27, Obama matches the “try to change laws,” “different from other kings,” and “rise from obscurity” ones. He does not match . . . everything else including, but not limited to, the “homosexual” one, the “from the restored Roman Empire one,” or the “establishment of a Jewish temple in Jerusalem” one. Next time you want to use your holy book to do stupid things, just wipe your ass with it because that’s essentially what you’re doing already.
5) I’m done with you. You don’t get 10 things.