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Letter to the Editors

I am writing this letter to the editors as someone who constantly reads your publications, but also as someone who loves McDaniel, or I mean, Western Maryland College. I bring…



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Squirrel Squag’s Hoard Found

Have you lost your key or ID? Did it just disappear, seemingly from under your nose? Maintenance worker Filmore Sweepson, known to friends as Filly, discovered the reason why. “I…



A typical number of Green Terror fans filled the stands on Saturday night.

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Football Wins in Heroic Fashion

Coming off yet another disappointing season, the McDaniel football “bro squad,” as they have been dubbed, took to the field in what their one fan, Stu Padasso, called “Heroic fashion”…



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The Pickle Gets A Makeover

While students were on Spring Break, administrators and Campus Safety were working closely to give our college transportation system, lovingly known as “The Pickle,” a complete makeover. “We’re excited to…


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Yik Yak Spurs School Policy Change

A recent post on the popular social media app Yik Yak has led administration to alter current physical plant policies. Physical plant must now adhere to the same quiet hours…



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Glar to Host First-Ever ‘Peasant Night’

This coming May, Englar Dining Hall will be hosting its first-ever dinner themed to peasantry. “We always get a good kick out of antagonizing these unhappy, sleep deprived students,” says…



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Screaming Sorority Shatters Eaton Hall

There comes a time each semester when Rush is over and the sororities initiate new members. On Saturday, Mar. 14,  sorority Omicron Wombo (OW) was conducting their traditional ceremony on…