Nature is calling — will AVI answer?
Every student’s McDaniel College experience would not be complete without Englar Dining Hall. Whether it be Chicken Tender Thursday, or playing “Guess That Meat!” with the soup du jour, or…
The Funion
President Casey cites Free Press articles in email announcements, speeches, personal conversations
McHoroscopes: Daily doses
Student complains about assignment, had ample time to finish it over break
Lean mean grilling machine promoter George Foreman announced as College grill master
McDaniel student practices necromancy; accidentally revives old Green Terror mascot
Local squirrel rallies cicadas under banner to terrorize campus
Bustling job fair attracts McDaniel professors
College turns to necromancy to collect debt from dead students
McDaniel’s sports teams receive more funding
McDaniel College has taken its new profits and decided to spread the wealth back to the sport teams on the Hill. “We realized that it’s nearly been a whole year…
Feed me, Seymour: College to cut more programs
McDaniel College has announced that still more majors will be suspended. In addition to the departments that have been cut, it has been announced that majors in the kinesiology, psychology,…
SGA does something right, entire world in disbelief
In an unprecedented shift in campus culture, the Student Government Association has done something that anyone might deem to be the right thing to do. That something, according to one…
Senior suspected to actually be two first-year students in a trench coat
At first glance, McDaniel senior Jacob Smith appears to be like any other senior. He majored in business due to pressure from his father and toed the line of being…
There’s a big rat in the Free Press office
April 1 was meant to be a normal day in the office. Wake up, write out some drafts, edit some things, the usual work. But the hapless author of this…
McHoroscopes: Your sign and your new major
Spring is a time for change, and some people may be finding that their current major just doesn’t suit them any more. Some underclassmen may not yet have a major…
McDaniel introduces new housing for anti-vax students
The College has announced it will open a new block of housing specifically for unvaccinated students. This new housing decision comes in an attempt to create a campus inclusive to…
IT mandates new password requirements
The McDaniel IT Department has announced via email to students and faculty a new, stricter set of system password requirements. The new requirements will take effect as soon as the wifi…
McDaniel theater department to perform edgy rock musical
The McDaniel theater department has decided to branch out this semester and perform a rock musical, with some hard-hitting themes. The musical is an adaptation of a 1987 film that…
Academic cuts prove not enough; McDaniel sells Memorial Bell to local pawn shop for quick cash
Last Thursday morning, students were surprised to see that the Memorial Bell usually found in Red Square was suddenly missing. “There was just an empty spot,” said Myla Brown, senior….
McDaniel markets new hookup app for seniors
McDaniel College has announced the creation of a new app, designed to help graduating seniors through the last few months of college. The app, SeniorFling, is devoted to finding seniors…