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New to McDaniel: Intramural Bear Wrestling
Campus Safety Cites North Village Parking Lot for Possession of Hard Liquor
McPorn: The New Hoover Library Sessions
McDaniel Introduces “Name Change Complaint” Fine
Sex, Alcohol, and Pornography Banned from McDaniel
McDaniel Student Suspended for Standing Firm in His Beliefs
Exam Triggers Fight or Flight Instinct in Students
President Casey Denounces Free Press as Fake News
Plan to Capture Squirrels Backfires
Squirrels are a common sight at McDaniel College: clandestinely rustling in the ivy patches outside of Hill Hall, sipping from the fountain in plain view of Physical Plant workers, fearlessly…
Student Falls Asleep on Toilet
On the miserable morning of March 5, rumbling down the hallway gave way to rumbling in an ANW bathroom as student Maloustabia Grioy dealt with what some suspect was the…
Blue is the New Green?
In a shocking twist of events, after beloved therapy dog Blue goes on a spree of mischievous antics, he receives the title of new McDaniel Mascot. Introducing: the McDaniel Blue…
Photo Essay: Campus Eyesores
Rice Gallery Puts on Exhibit of Free Press’ Beloved Sports Editor, Atticus Rice
The newest installation in McDaniel College’s Rice Gallery, entitled “Grains of Rice,” celebrates the life of current McDaniel student and Free Press Sports Editor Atticus Rice. Born in Oregon in…
Student Begins Collecting Minors, Becomes a Self-designed Major
“One of the beauties about liberal arts education is the fact you can easily minor in whatever you feel like. If you really push yourself, like I did, you can…
McDaniel Introduces Undead Education Rights
In a surprising move earlier this month, McDaniel College made the bold decision to begin allowing the undead to return to the classroom. Because even dead people need a decent…
Students Create Cult to Lower Tuition
With rising tuition costs, students have begun to enact drastic measures to pay for a degree that might not get them very far. FAFSA has stopped providing aid to McDaniel…
Student Discovers Possible Unicorn Horn on Campus
The McDaniel College community has been divided by tensions due to a recent discovery made by junior Natalie Hughes. On Friday March 17, 2017 Hughes discovered what some believe to be…
Student Switches Seat After Semester is Half Over
On Monday, freshman Mark Reynolds made the decision to sit at a different desk for his 9:10 Spanish class, shocking his 20 classmates. This sudden move was precipitated after intense contemplation…
Sodexo to Offer New Theme Nights This Spring
In an effort to offer a wider variety of their somewhat popular theme nights, Sodexo dining services has announced a lineup of new, never-before-offered theme nights to be featured in…