McDaniel markets new hookup app for seniors
McDaniel College has announced the creation of a new app, designed to help graduating seniors through the last few months of college. The app, SeniorFling, is devoted to finding seniors…
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McDaniel institutes new policy to limit handicapped button use
McDaniel Plan changes approved for Fall 2018
“Never Meeting Club” forms
Student leaves milk and cookies for RA during room checks
McDaniel adds butterfly and bee catching classes
McDaniel’s beloved Free Press to hold first “Taste of Free Press”
Student deceives faculty and peers by pretending to study in Budapest
College announces plan to listen to students
Students to organize ‘Theatrical Celebration of the Phallus’
This year McDaniel hosted its fifteenth annual Vagina Monologues, inspiring some male students to create their own performance that celebrates penises. Several male students expressed their concern about McDaniel only…
McDaniel to offer flat Earth courses
McDaniel College announced on March 14, otherwise known as Pi Day that the Environmental Science department will be offering courses on the latest scientific conspiracy to make its way around…
Movie Review: “High School Musical”
I just hate when something is so obviously created to make a profit that it seems to abandon all creativity and reflection. “High School Musical” is a prime example of…
McDaniel Horoscope a.k.a. McHoroscope
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Don’t overwork yourself. You’re almost done with the semester and soon you’ll get the illusion of freedom. The key word is illusion. Maybe you…
Student attempts to rebrand self as “Cool Guy”
With all the recent rebranding that has been going on around campus, student Finstock Johnson has decided that he wants to take part in the action. “I was walking past…
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New to McDaniel: Intramural Bear Wrestling
As many students know, intramural sports are a great way of staying active and having fun with friends, without the busy schedule of collegiate sports. In addition to more standard…
Campus Safety Cites North Village Parking Lot for Possession of Hard Liquor
A number of students were surprised Sunday morning to find a fine slip duct taped to the North Village parking lot, citing the pavement for possession of hard liquor. The…
McPorn: The New Hoover Library Sessions
Almost all of us have watched porn – that is a fact. Most of the internet is porn, and that is a pretty fun fact. But with the over-saturation of…
McDaniel Introduces “Name Change Complaint” Fine
McDaniel College has unveiled its newest fundraising program, with high hopes that it will fund several key projects on campus. This new “name change complaint fine,” aims to monetize the…
Sex, Alcohol, and Pornography Banned from McDaniel
McDaniel’s hard-fought war on sex, alcohol, and pornography finally came to a close Monday. After eight months of bureaucracy and almost violent protests, McDaniel put its foot down and banned…