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Many single people across the world are always looking for advice on how to get to a first date, how to woo the person they love, and how to find…
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Father snaps when four-year-old son can’t remember what comes after twelve
Roger Casey resigns with Spongebob Squarepants “Ight imma head Out” meme
Fraternity employs revolutionary “passive aggressive hazing”
Controversial lobster in hot water again
Good enough for me: headline scorer gives this a 68
A vibe-centered approach to dating
Corbit’s Charge: A look into the not-so-well-known Civil War battle fought right on this campus
McDaniel student gets dog, loses personality
OPINION: The Green Terror Mascot is Operated By A Legion of Evil Squirrels
Every college swears they’ve just got the quirkiest little squirrels. On any tour on any campus where there are squirrels, a preppy guide will be sure to mention how these…
Fast-food thinking slow: food items that just don’t belong
Countless fast food restaurants continue to push food items that no one asked for. Let’s start here. Chick-fil-A’s wrap has no place on the menu because literally nobody orders it….
BREAKING: The tent outside of Gill Center has blown away
On March 31 in the late hours of the evening, the white tent located next to Gill Center allegedly blew away. An extremely strong gust of wind picked up the…
Free Press writer doesn’t want to write about COVID-19, afraid it would date the article
Free Press Journalist, Max Engle, declared in a staff meeting earlier this week that he “doesn’t want to write about COVID-19” and he is afraid it will “make the paper unappealing to…
Thank you! Student whose head literally burst into flames after thirteen hour study session gets a reading of 97.5 degrees from the no-contact thermometer outside of Glar
Earlier this week, a student whose head caught fire after studying for thirteen hours straight got a reading of 97.5 degrees from the no-contact thermometer outside of Englar Dining Hall….
Ambitious student filmmaker opens short film with shot of alarm clock
Sophomore film student Chet Abrams made history this week after writing, directing and starring in a short film that opens with a shot of an alarm clock. Abrams says the…
Those meddling Free Press reporters sent to Budapest for a semester to give administration “a break”
Semester after semester, the Free Press staff has criticized the decisions of the Administration and asked for more and more communication. But no longer! The Administration has sent the entire…
Campus safety to enforce COVID-19 surveillance testing
It was a day that started like any other. I woke up at 11 a.m., shared a maskless meal with my friends from across campus over a lukewarm, Glar meal…
Quarantined student interviewed at the grocery store
McDaniel student was seen in the yogurt aisle of Safeway and asked how her year was going at McDaniel. “It kind of sucks right now, I am actually quarantined in…
Random 30 year old’s car troubles lead to his discovery of ROJ
Every student has an ID card that grants them access to about everywhere on campus. You need them to get into buildings that hold classes, the library, dorms, etc. But…
Student employees see 1B eligibility for COVID-19 vaccine
While COVID-19 case numbers are rising on campus and more safety precautions are being put into effect, some encouraging news has arrived along with the warm March air. As confirmed…