Nationals Fans: Better Luck Next Season


Nationals fans, the season started on March 30th, and you’re already eliminated. 

Need I say more?

At least you have amazing prospects in the minor leagues, and when they turn into perennial all stars, they’ll be traded (probably).

Hey, at least you just signed Juan Soto’s younger brother–who, like his older brother, Juan, with two and a three, he’ll be out of Washington too when he starts performing.

But guess what you do have, that the Nationals organization won’t lose in your trade, your Walgreens-looking looking logo–come on, at least make your logo look like CVS. Smh.

But in all honesty, I like Nationals Park, only if the Lerner family sold the team.