The Funion

This is not the actual neat looking brick. Can't have you stealing it, now! (Photo courtesy of Pixabay user Kapa65).

I found a neat looking brick

Today, this reporter has uncovered something spectacular, something never before recognized by this institution. With all the news of the new College Center and COVID-19 and sports, this has somehow…

This is the sun that PSU wants to punch. (Photo courtesy of Pixabay user Alexas_Fotos).

PSU petitions to punch the sun

In bright, UV light of recent concerns regarding climate change and the fight for individualism, the Progressive Student Union (PSU) of McDaniel College has directed attention to the biggest culprit…

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McHoroscopes: Daily doses

Aries (March 21-April 19): Today will be many things for you. Painless and blood-free are not some of those things. Taurus (April 20-May 20): You really overreacted with that spider yesterday,…