The Funion






Yik Yak Spurs School Policy Change

A recent post on the popular social media app Yik Yak has led administration to alter current physical plant policies. Physical plant must now adhere to the same quiet hours…



Glar to Host First-Ever ‘Peasant Night’

This coming May, Englar Dining Hall will be hosting its first-ever dinner themed to peasantry. “We always get a good kick out of antagonizing these unhappy, sleep deprived students,” says…



Screaming Sorority Shatters Eaton Hall

There comes a time each semester when Rush is over and the sororities initiate new members. On Saturday, Mar. 14,  sorority Omicron Wombo (OW) was conducting their traditional ceremony on…






New Study Abroad Programs to be Offered by IPO

A former student worker in the International Programs Office (IPO) recently revealed top-secret, soon-to-be available study abroad programs. Anna Conda, who graduated in 2014, said, “They’ve been hiding these programs, but…