A small number of students received an email on September 23 from President Casey containing a single image of the popular Nickelodeon character Spongebob Squarepants rising from his seat with…
In response to university crackdowns on fraternity hazing, local fraternity Alpha Kappa Psi has begun to employ “passive aggressive hazing” techniques, said fraternity president TJ Valentino. “Yeah, the college getting…
Moments before his departure onto a discounted plate at LongHard Steakhome, I had a couple of moments to report on the final words of Loeb Leopold the lobster, his full…
The WordPress update introduced a headline analyzer. It specifies that a good score is between 40 and 60. And to be the best, which seems a little bit unnecessary for…
With college students, dating is all the same— apps, hookups, and booty calls. It’s like we’ve forgotten what really matters: vibing. Luckily, we found the expert: Dr. B. Ong. Not…
So you may be wondering, “What is Corbit’s Charge?” Well, here is a look into the not-so-well known Civil War battle fought right on this very campus! Even though we…
Every college swears they’ve just got the quirkiest little squirrels. On any tour on any campus where there are squirrels, a preppy guide will be sure to mention how these…
Countless fast food restaurants continue to push food items that no one asked for. Let’s start here. Chick-fil-A’s wrap has no place on the menu because literally nobody orders it….
On March 31 in the late hours of the evening, the white tent located next to Gill Center allegedly blew away. An extremely strong gust of wind picked up the…
Free Press Journalist, Max Engle, declared in a staff meeting earlier this week that he “doesn’t want to write about COVID-19” and he is afraid it will “make the paper unappealing to…
Earlier this week, a student whose head caught fire after studying for thirteen hours straight got a reading of 97.5 degrees from the no-contact thermometer outside of Englar Dining Hall….
Sophomore film student Chet Abrams made history this week after writing, directing and starring in a short film that opens with a shot of an alarm clock. Abrams says the…
Semester after semester, the Free Press staff has criticized the decisions of the Administration and asked for more and more communication. But no longer! The Administration has sent the entire…
It was a day that started like any other. I woke up at 11 a.m., shared a maskless meal with my friends from across campus over a lukewarm, Glar meal…
McDaniel student was seen in the yogurt aisle of Safeway and asked how her year was going at McDaniel. “It kind of sucks right now, I am actually quarantined in…
Every student has an ID card that grants them access to about everywhere on campus. You need them to get into buildings that hold classes, the library, dorms, etc. But…
McDaniel College is ready to roll out a new initiative for getting students up and ready for class in the morning. The College will now be employing Greek life members…
Today, this reporter has uncovered something spectacular, something never before recognized by this institution. With all the news of the new College Center and COVID-19 and sports, this has somehow…
The campus announcements email has become overloaded with information, and a smaller portion of the student body as a whole is reading them as the years go by. In order…