The Funion



Image by Kyle Parks.

Plan to Capture Squirrels Backfires

Squirrels are a common sight at McDaniel College: clandestinely rustling in the ivy patches outside of Hill Hall, sipping from the fountain in plain view of Physical Plant workers, fearlessly…


Image by Kyle Parks.

Student Falls Asleep on Toilet

On the miserable morning of March 5, rumbling down the hallway gave way to rumbling in an ANW bathroom as student Maloustabia Grioy dealt with what some suspect was the…


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Blue is the New Green?

In a shocking twist of events, after beloved therapy dog Blue goes on a spree of mischievous antics, he receives the title of new McDaniel Mascot. Introducing: the McDaniel Blue…






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Students Create Cult to Lower Tuition

With rising tuition costs, students have begun to enact drastic measures to pay for a degree that might not get them very far. FAFSA has stopped providing aid to McDaniel…











Elle Woods being pulled into a black hole, never to escape. Image by Ida Logg.

Movie Review: Legally Blonde

Ah, yes. What a classic. “Legally Blonde” challenges our views about what it means to be a blonde girl. Elle Woods “transforms” from a stereotypical characterization of a blonde “fashionista” into…