I found a neat looking brick
Today, this reporter has uncovered something spectacular, something never before recognized by this institution. With all the news of the new College Center and COVID-19 and sports, this has somehow…
Nathan Wright
Work on new student center halted as workers begin to speak in tongues
Renovations on the McDaniel Decker College Center have been brought to an immediate halt today as its workers began to speak in new and unknown languages. The work to remodel…
McComics: April 28
Another print issue means another round of comics! This time you’ll find below comics following the theme of “The Ocean” by Hannah Maxwell and Nathan Wright.
McHoroscopes: Daily doses
Aries (March 21-April 19): Today will be many things for you. Painless and blood-free are not some of those things. Taurus (April 20-May 20): You really overreacted with that spider yesterday,…
College turns to necromancy to collect debt from dead students
In the face of recent budgeting problems, McDaniel has begun looking into a number of unorthodox methods of gathering funding. After selling squirrel hunting licenses and harvesting student kidneys failed…
There’s a big rat in the Free Press office
April 1 was meant to be a normal day in the office. Wake up, write out some drafts, edit some things, the usual work. But the hapless author of this…