McHoroscopes: Your sign and your new major

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Spring is a time for change, and some people may be finding that their current major just doesn’t suit them any more. Some underclassmen may not yet have a major at all. In times like this, it helps to look at the stars, and let them guide us. Look for your sign below, and make sure to consider your sun, moon, and rising signs, to find the major that is right for you.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Kinesiology

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Kinesiology

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Kinesiology

Cancer (June 20-July 22): Kinesiology

Leo (July 23-August 22): Kinesiology

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Kinesiology

Libra (September 23-October 22): Kinesiology

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Kinesiology

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Kinesiology

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Business Administration

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Kinesiology

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Kinesiology