ACC Announces Addition of McDaniel College
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The Atlantic Coast Conference Council of Presidents has unanimously voted to accept McDaniel College as its 16th member. The invitation followed the submission of a letter of…
April Fools
McDaniel Student Dresses Well for Warm Weather
The week of March 10 brought about a number of smiles and good attitudes to the McDaniel College campus. With temperatures reaching as high as 64 degrees Fahrenheit, students flocked…
McDaniel Student Goes to Class and Gym without Cell Phone, Does Not Freak Out
Last Monday, Freshman Aaron Callahan woke up at 8:30 a.m. to prepare for his class that begins shortly after 9a.m.. He had a granola bar and a water bottle before…
Recent Grad to Marry Former Professor
Over Spring Break, McDaniel Alumnus Oscar Santos ’13 and Biology professor Dr. Kelly Winters were engaged in a fancy Italian restaurant in Gaithersburg, Md. Santos graduated last May with a…
Student Gets Hair Cut Short over Break, Is Unhappy
McDaniel College Junior Bradley Heavner went to Florida for Spring Break to visit his grandparents. Having let his hair grow out all winter to keep warm, he decided it was…
McDaniel College to Open New Restaurant on Campus, Student Input Needed
McDaniel College administration has announced plans to install a new dining location on campus. The plan is to install a small venue to the side of the library between Caseys’…
Theater Department Hires Undead for “Evil Dead” Production
Campus Security advises students planning to attend McDaniel’s production of “Evil Dead: The Musical” to arm themselves to the teeth with heavy textbooks, trays from Glar, and a slow roommate. In…
McDaniel Student Doesn’t Care about Sports, Tells Everyone
At a recent meal at Englar Dining Hall, sophomore Social Work major Andrew Moore sat and listened to a number of friends talk about NHL trade rumors and the upcoming…
McDaniel Junior Only Has 15 Minutes until Unfinished Paper Due
Having already spent a considerable amount of time checking various social media sights, beating his high score on Flappy Bird, and organizing his sock drawer, McDaniel junior Lloyd Durst recently…
Football Team Begins Fundraiser in Attempt to Start Fresh in 2014
After consecutive disappointing seasons, the McDaniel football program felt that something needed to change in order to have a successful season. They recently collaborated with the administration to organize a…
McDaniel Proposes a Spring 2014 Semester Extension, Students Protest in Summer Attire
What happens when a college proposes adding more days to their academic calendar and pushing back graduation due to numerous snow days? Students protest in summer attire. Thanks to the…
Residence Halls Finally Get Soap
Residents of upperclassmen dormitories were in for a surprise Wednesday when commercial soap dispensers appeared to have been installed in hall restrooms overnight. The College had not provided soap to…
First Year Student Accidentally Calls Professor “Mom”
Students across campus reported Thursday that that morning in an introductory-level class, a first year student inadvertently called a professor “Mom.” “He must have been feeling homesick or really tired…
Exhausted Sophomore Just Wants Pizza
Approximately half an hour before midnight yesterday evening, a McDaniel sophomore was found lying in her bed doing absolutely nothing and regretting some of her short-term life choices. “I’m tired,…
College Offers New Political Science Course Titled “Manifesto Dr. Seuss, a Conservative Diatribe”
Dr. Seuss, the epitome of the ideal Conservative writer, has inspired many of our country’s leaders (specifically many of the Grand Old Party’s members) to stand up for what he…
Lack of Fans at Fault For Football Losses
After an in-depth analysis of the past few college football seasons, the source of McDaniel College’s unfortunate losses has finally been traced back to the lack of fans attending the…
Student Writes Poetry, Feels Deep
A student has situated herself in a nook of the third floor of the library with a pen and moleskin notebook. The student, who wishes to remain anonymous for philosophical…
Glar’s Chicken Tenders May Be More Local Than You Think
A startling discovery from Dr.Jekyll’s Genetics class has lead to critical look into Glar’s kitchen. The professor assigned students to a simple task, test the molecular structure of a piece…