McDaniel Markets New Hookup App for Seniors
McDaniel College has announced the creation of a new app, designed to help graduating seniors through the last few months of college. The app, SeniorFling, is devoted to finding seniors…
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McDaniel Institutes New Policy to Limit Handicapped Button Use
In a groundbreaking move, Campus Safety has announced that the automatic door openers of McDaniel College will now require an ID scan, which will only be given out to handicapped students. “We decided…
McDaniel Plan Changes Approved for Fall 2018
The McDaniel Plan is a well-known part of all students’ experiences and forms the foundation of their college careers. As per the McDaniel website, it is a “comprehensive program of…
“Never Meeting Club” Forms
A new club has been formed for McDaniel students who are looking to gain involvement with minimal effort. This club, called the “Never Meeting Club” aims to be an option…
Student Leaves Milk and Cookies for RA During Room Checks
“I just like the idea of giving back, you know,” said senior Stephen Mousi. Mousi’s RA was conducting apartment checks in Garden Apartments when something stood out. In an otherwise…
McDaniel Adds Butterfly and Bee Catching Classes
McDaniel’s Fall 2018 semester will have two brand new classes added to the McDaniel curriculum! McDaniel has added a class dedicated to the art of butterfly and bee catching. Both…
McDaniel’s Beloved Free Press to Hold First “Taste of Free Press”
The McDaniel Free Press will be hosting the first annual “Taste of Free Press” event, inspired by the success of similar cultural dinners such as “Taste of Latin America,” “Taste of…
Student Deceives Faculty and Peers by Pretending to Study in Budapest
For half of McDaniel’s Spring 2018 semester, junior Connor Hare shared photos and videos of Budapest, Hungary – the location of the College’s Europe campus where he was registered to…
Students to Organize ‘Theatrical Celebration of the Phallus’
This year McDaniel hosted its fifteenth annual Vagina Monologues, inspiring some male students to create their own performance that celebrates penises. Several male students expressed their concern about McDaniel only…
College Announces Plan to Listen to Students
In an unprecedented move, College officials last Thursday announced McDaniel’s new plan to listen to students–and actually heed their words. A shift in unwritten policy of the last several years, the…
McDaniel to Offer Flat Earth Courses
McDaniel College announced on March 14, otherwise known as Pi Day that the Environmental Science department will be offering courses on the latest scientific conspiracy to make its way around…
Movie Review: “High School Musical”
I just hate when something is so obviously created to make a profit that it seems to abandon all creativity and reflection. “High School Musical” is a prime example of…
McDaniel Horoscope a.k.a. McHoroscope
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Don’t overwork yourself. You’re almost done with the semester and soon you’ll get the illusion of freedom. The key word is illusion. Maybe you…
Student Attempts to Rebrand Self as “Cool Guy”
With all the recent rebranding that has been going on around campus, student Finstock Johnson has decided that he wants to take part in the action. “I was walking past…
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Student Switches Seat After Semester is Half Over
On Monday, freshman Mark Reynolds made the decision to sit at a different desk for his 9:10 Spanish class, shocking his 20 classmates. This sudden move was precipitated after intense contemplation…
Where’s the Free Press?
Dear Free Press, For years you have provided me with a consistent source of news about Western Maryland/McDaniel, but you’ve been eerily quiet on social media and your website for weeks now….
Letter to the Editors
I am writing this letter to the editors as someone who constantly reads your publications, but also as someone who loves McDaniel, or I mean, Western Maryland College. I bring…
Campus Profile: Peter Lynn, Head of E.T. Department
After multiple complaints by students, Campus Safety has finally agreed to investigate the claims that I.T. Department’s Peter Lynn. is an extraterrestrial. It all started with a claim from Laurissa Trump,…
Trump Drops Out of GOP Race
Republican candidate Donald Trump has announced today that he is dropping out of the race for the GOP presidential nomination. This comes as a shock to many since he has…