A Guide to Campus Safety: Spring Fling Edition
With another Spring Fling upon us, students may again wonder how Campus Safety will be interacting with students throughout the day. The Free Press spoke with Director of Campus Safety…
2017
The Fifth Annual Allies’ Drag Show: A Photo Essay
The evening of Thursday, April 6, Allies hosted its fifth Annual Drag Show in Decker Auditorium. The event, part of Allies’ Week, managed to raised more than $350, which was donated…
A Week of Allies
The first week of April signifies the beginning of the spring for many students. However, for the McDaniel community, this week also signifies one other event: the celebration of sexual…
Pronouncing Metrosexuality
Early into his college career, Sam Killermann realized that others perceived him in an unexpected way: he was constantly assumed to be gay. In reality, however, Killermann eventually came to…
Having a Ball: Celebrating April Fools’ Day in Style
On April 1, students gathered in the Glar Porch. Arriving in elegant attire and ornate masks, students celebrated April Fools’ Day in style with an April Fools’ Masquerade Ball. Although initially…
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New to McDaniel: Intramural Bear Wrestling
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] As many students know, intramural sports are a great way of…
Campus Safety Cites North Village Parking Lot for Possession of Hard Liquor
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A number of students were surprised Sunday morning to find a…
McPorn: The New Hoover Library Sessions
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Almost all of us have watched porn – that is a…
McDaniel Introduces “Name Change Complaint” Fine
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College has unveiled its newest fundraising program, with high hopes…
Sex, Alcohol, and Pornography Banned from McDaniel
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel’s hard-fought war on sex, alcohol, and pornography finally came to…
McDaniel Student Suspended for Standing Firm in His Beliefs
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Last week, sophomore Wallace Carbuncle was unfortunately suspended by the honor…
Exam Triggers Fight or Flight Instinct in Students
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] March 9 was a dark day. Ominous clouds collected, the Earth…
President Casey Denounces Free Press as Fake News
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] President Roger Casey of McDaniel College has declared the Free Press…
Plan to Capture Squirrels Backfires
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Squirrels are a common sight at McDaniel College: clandestinely rustling in…
Student Falls Asleep on Toilet
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] On the miserable morning of March 5, rumbling down the hallway…
Blue is the New Green?
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In a shocking twist of events, after beloved therapy dog Blue…
Rice Gallery Puts on Exhibit of Free Press’ Beloved Sports Editor, Atticus Rice
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The newest installation in McDaniel College’s Rice Gallery, entitled “Grains of…
Photo Essay: Campus Eyesores
Student Begins Collecting Minors, Becomes a Self-designed Major
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] “One of the beauties about liberal arts education is the fact…