Football Wins in Heroic Fashion
Coming off yet another disappointing season, the McDaniel football “bro squad,” as they have been dubbed, took to the field in what their one fan, Stu Padasso, called “Heroic fashion”…
Coming off yet another disappointing season, the McDaniel football “bro squad,” as they have been dubbed, took to the field in what their one fan, Stu Padasso, called “Heroic fashion”…
The McDaniel Athletics department announced today that the school mascot, the “Green Terror,” would be being redesigned in order to better embody the “terror” part of its name. “We just…
While students were on Spring Break, administrators and Campus Safety were working closely to give our college transportation system, lovingly known as “The Pickle,” a complete makeover. “We’re excited to…
A recent post on the popular social media app Yik Yak has led administration to alter current physical plant policies. Physical plant must now adhere to the same quiet hours…
Since many are now saying that the earth is in great danger due to human activities, McDaniel, like many other institutions, has now given up all hope on sustainability and…
This coming May, Englar Dining Hall will be hosting its first-ever dinner themed to peasantry. “We always get a good kick out of antagonizing these unhappy, sleep deprived students,” says…
Senior Chet Chetterson has set a new record for the college; he has spent the past eight days almost exclusively driving through campus parking lots in search of an open…
There comes a time each semester when Rush is over and the sororities initiate new members. On Saturday, Mar. 14, sorority Omicron Wombo (OW) was conducting their traditional ceremony on…
Last week, Senator Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) decision to sign up for Obamacare rocked the political stage, but his decision also had an impact on the students here at McDaniel. Joining…
Sophomore Gary Strums took advantage of the warm weather last Friday and sat beneath a tree near Red Square shortly after 1 p.m. “I don’t have classes on Fridays, so…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The Atlantic Coast Conference Council of Presidents has unanimously voted to accept McDaniel College as its 16th member. The invitation followed the submission of a letter of…
The newest sports gang at McDaniel recently competed in its first tournament competition, winning all of their game matches to take home the big trophy thing. They upset top-seeded Johns…
Have you ever found yourself wondering how to best respond to a text message? Should you use a smiley made of a colon and a parenthesis or an actual smiling…
When McDaniel isn’t spreading salt, the institution also occasionally takes fancy in creating courses relevant to today. After another long, sleepless night of deep thought and self-loathing, Dr. Cumbersund Banderwith,…
A former student worker in the International Programs Office (IPO) recently revealed top-secret, soon-to-be available study abroad programs. Anna Conda, who graduated in 2014, said, “They’ve been hiding these programs, but…
When Allie Schwartz returned to McDaniel from spring break last Sunday, her dog Cooper had something to say about it. Cooper, the six-year-old German shepherd mix belonging to Schwartz’s family,…
The morning of Saturday, Mar. 28, at 1 in the morning, multiple McDaniel students rushed their way to the bathroom, only to find stalls with no toilet paper. This has been…
The week of March 10 brought about a number of smiles and good attitudes to the McDaniel College campus. With temperatures reaching as high as 64 degrees Fahrenheit, students flocked…
Last Monday, Freshman Aaron Callahan woke up at 8:30 a.m. to prepare for his class that begins shortly after 9a.m.. He had a granola bar and a water bottle before…
Over Spring Break, McDaniel Alumnus Oscar Santos ’13 and Biology professor Dr. Kelly Winters were engaged in a fancy Italian restaurant in Gaithersburg, Md. Santos graduated last May with a…