The Funion

Football Wins in Heroic Fashion

Coming off yet another disappointing season, the McDaniel football “bro squad,” as they have been dubbed, took to the field in what their one fan, Stu Padasso, called “Heroic fashion”…



The Pickle Gets A Makeover

While students were on Spring Break, administrators and Campus Safety were working closely to give our college transportation system, lovingly known as “The Pickle,” a complete makeover. “We’re excited to…


Yik Yak Spurs School Policy Change

A recent post on the popular social media app Yik Yak has led administration to alter current physical plant policies. Physical plant must now adhere to the same quiet hours…



Glar to Host First-Ever ‘Peasant Night’

This coming May, Englar Dining Hall will be hosting its first-ever dinner themed to peasantry. “We always get a good kick out of antagonizing these unhappy, sleep deprived students,” says…



Screaming Sorority Shatters Eaton Hall

There comes a time each semester when Rush is over and the sororities initiate new members. On Saturday, Mar. 14,  sorority Omicron Wombo (OW) was conducting their traditional ceremony on…




ACC Announces Addition of McDaniel College

GREENSBORO, N.C. – The Atlantic Coast Conference Council of Presidents has unanimously voted to accept McDaniel College as its 16th member. The invitation followed the submission of a letter of…





New Study Abroad Programs to be Offered by IPO

A former student worker in the International Programs Office (IPO) recently revealed top-secret, soon-to-be available study abroad programs. Anna Conda, who graduated in 2014, said, “They’ve been hiding these programs, but…






Recent Grad to Marry Former Professor

Over Spring Break, McDaniel Alumnus Oscar Santos ’13 and Biology professor Dr. Kelly Winters were engaged in a fancy Italian restaurant in Gaithersburg, Md. Santos graduated last May with a…